Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Royals Fans Have Too Many Shirts, Don't Like Sub-Par Baseball

The Kansas City Royals had a "T-Shirt Tuesday" promotion last night at Kauffman Stadium. The plan was to give the first 20,000 fans one of these "New Blue Tradition" shirts (brought to you by Sprint, of course).

Gray's not really my color, but I'd pay $8 for a baseball game and a free shirt. The Kansas City area apparently doesn't have enough guys like me. Only 16, 165 people showed up. The Royals couldn't give away the free shirts, even though they're only 2 1/2 games out of first place. A nice little village in South America just became Royals fans. Vaya la ciudad de Kansas real!

In this village, they love their 19-0 Patriots. Dé gracias dios a David Tyree hizo ese cogido. Ahora yo no seré violado por mi padre! Tee hee.

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