Peyton Manning Yelling?!?

This does not come as a surprise to anyone who has played competitive sports past the 8th grade. Getting pissed off and feeling the need to yell at your teammates is so common and so natural in sports, I'm sure these linemen don't even remember it happening. It is fun to see Peyton Manning explode like that though. After all those Gatorade, DirecTV, Oreos, etc. commercials... this just feels more real. Nay?

Billick Hired As FOX Analyst

FOX announced today they've signed Brian Billick as a game analyst for this season. He'll do eight games as a color guy. His play-by-play partner has not yet been named. He will also do a couple additional games as the third man on a three-man team, which I'm guessing is about the same thing as being a color but you only speak half as much. Easy money. Billick has always seemed like a good guy. Ravens and Rodney Harrison fans might disagree. But I get the feeling he's an excellent dad. Like if you did something wrong, he'd handle it really well. Maybe you came home plastered one night and instead of yelling at you, he heated you up some leftovers. And waited to tell you "you're grounded" in the morning. Or, um, you wrecked the car. He'd make you work all summer to make up for the loss, but then let you keep the money once summer ended. Just to prove something about hard work. Damn, I'm going to be a hell of a father. Billick did some work for the NFL Network during the draft, and did a fine job. He wasn't awkward (Emmitt Smith) and wasn't bland (celery/lettuce). I wouldn't be too upset to hear the guy on my FOX broadcast... Dad.

Music Vid: Limbeck "Big Drag"

Mondays suck. Especially in the NFL offseason. Nothing good about 'em. Kinda like Oreos. Those things have no nutritional value at all and they're only good with a glass of milk. You can't have a product contigent upon a completely different product. That's stupid.

Decent band, cool video, nice Monday theme: