Sid's Drinking that Fightin' Juice

Sidney Ponson was fined an undisclosed amount Friday for getting in the face of Mariners' starter Felix Hernandez during an on-field brawl Thursday night. Sid said he only challenged King Felix to take a swing at him, which is simply a solid fight-starting technique. To get fined for that? That's not really fair, and it's not going to learn ole boy Sid any lessons. "The next time I get off the bench I will whip somebody's ass." That's what he told reporters after learning of the punishment. I took PSY 101 my freshman year, and am pretty sure a punishment is supposed to be a negative reinforcer -- prevent the bad action (I'm sorry I suck). Sid's appealing the fine and wants a word with MLB disciplinarian Bob Watson to "find out what the hell he's thinking." Oh, and that picture -- it's great. No way that girl's over 19. I think she is wearing braces. Sid's really classin' it up for the teens with his cut-off black Nike tee. Sexy Sid. (Woah.)