Billick Hired As FOX Analyst

FOX announced today they've signed Brian Billick as a game analyst for this season. He'll do eight games as a color guy. His play-by-play partner has not yet been named. He will also do a couple additional games as the third man on a three-man team, which I'm guessing is about the same thing as being a color but you only speak half as much. Easy money. Billick has always seemed like a good guy. Ravens and Rodney Harrison fans might disagree. But I get the feeling he's an excellent dad. Like if you did something wrong, he'd handle it really well. Maybe you came home plastered one night and instead of yelling at you, he heated you up some leftovers. And waited to tell you "you're grounded" in the morning. Or, um, you wrecked the car. He'd make you work all summer to make up for the loss, but then let you keep the money once summer ended. Just to prove something about hard work. Damn, I'm going to be a hell of a father. Billick did some work for the NFL Network during the draft, and did a fine job. He wasn't awkward (Emmitt Smith) and wasn't bland (celery/lettuce). I wouldn't be too upset to hear the guy on my FOX broadcast... Dad.