1. Emmanuelle Chriqui. You might know her as "Sloan" from Entourage. I like that she's not very popular, though it's hard to understand (too fine to be unknown). It makes me think we have a special relationship. Like, if I was having a party she'd be one of the first girls I'd call. I'd be like "Hey I'm having some people over. You coming?" And she'd be like "Oh totally. I was already planning on it. I'm on my way." We'd laugh and tell funny stories and make fun of the strangers at the party. Then she'd totally stay late night because she "doesn't want to walk home." And she'd just happen to sleep with me, and I'd make some moves, and we'd take our friendship to a whole new level. Yep.
2. Mandy Moore. I re-watched a couple episodes of Entourage the other night, if you haven't guessed. Mandy Moore, who doesn't work as a "Mandy" or "Moore" but only "Mandy Moore," has a four episode-long relationship with Vince. She ends up breaking his heart. Her unconscionable cuteness has, I'm sure, broken a lot of hearts. I'm trying to think how to quantify her "career." Movie star? Not really. She's been in a couple indy flicks. Music? That's laughable. TV Star? She was in four episodes of Entourage, and an once got Punk'd. Not exactly a star. How does she make money these days? I wish I was a super hot girl. You should too. Then you wouldn't have to read this crap.3. Chrissy Schwartz. You don't need a full body shot to know she's got it going owwyyn. MTV needs to do a third season of Newport Beach, or 'da Port, as I like to call it. If not, they should do a Hills-type spin off where they follow this girl's fake job and fake relationships. They could fly me out for a date. I'd read off the script... for the most part.
Happy Mother's Day!
